Funnyness

jeff is 50 years old. he goes to the doctor for a sperm count.
doctor gives jeff a jar and says "now jeff you go home, fill up
that jar, and then come back tomorow" so jeff goes home.
Three days later jeff returns to the doctors office. doctor
says "jeff i told you to come back the next day!" jeff says
"im sorry doctor. i had a little trouble" doctor says " well what
do you mean jeff?" jeff says "i went home that night. i
tried with my right hand, nothin i tried with my left hand,
nothin." doctor says " well did you have you wife try?"
jeff says "yeah! she tried with her right hand, with her
left hand, with teeth, without teeth, and still nothin!
then i had the neighbor come over, she tried with her
right hand, left hand, with teeth, without teeth and NOTHIN!"
doctor says "you had your neighbor try!?!?!?!" jeff says
"yeah! and her husband tried to! right and left hand, with
and without teeth, and still nothin! i just couldnt get that
damn jar open!!!!!"